Very stoked on this show – super awesome! – cutups

When three friends, Ooah, edIT, and Boreta – all noted fixtures on the West Coast underground – team up with a creative vision and positive intentions the result is a relentless sonic assault on the dance floor of ferocious drums, catastrophic sub bass, and sounds from another world. It is an unforgiving and punishing physical audio experience that will leave your body beat to the core and your soul wanting more. It is the gift of music from this four man collaboration with the intention to unite the masses on the dance floor through trying times.

with special guests
MartyParty (of PantyRaid)
Cutups & Keeb$

Tickets are $15 in advance. Doors at 8:00pm.

This show is 17+, must have proper ID!

thursday sept 2nd
L A Z E R C R U N K
“Back to (OLD) School”
aka GURNING MAN edition

with special guests, resident djs from <3Throb, Boston

RED FOXX (aka S.L.U.T.T.) dimmak / pomp&clout
and DEV/NULL blogtotheoldskool / cockrockdisco

in the house with their anything-goes record nerd selections of
oldskool rave, blog-style, rage electro, tribal bass and internet memes

some links

http://ouchmyheart.com

http://blogtotheoldskool.com

http://www.dimmakcollection.com/_CA$H/

http://www.pompandclout.com/mixseries/

along with residents
CUTUPS & KEEB$

at the Brillobox 4104 Penn Ave. Bloomfield
21+ / 10PM – 2AM / $5

more info
LazerCrunk is a club night that takes place the first thursday
of every month at the Brillobox, in Pittsburgh, PA.

The idea of the night is to mix up fun, cutting edge post-genre dance music:
electro crunk, new rave, street bass, indie dance, b-more bashment,
robot rock, toxic dancehall, soul refixes, party mashup sounds, etc.

brillobox is closed this week, so we decided to take this opportunity to team upwith b.rich for a fun weekender in a different spot. pretty stoked to use this space above the wood st mexico city! – cutups

LazerCrunk & B. Rich Invade Mexico City
w/ very special guest

THE CAPTAIN (TROUBLE & BASS – Brooklyn, NY)
http://www.troubleandbass.com

As label manager and 1/4 of the Trouble & Bass DJ Crew, nobody works harder than this man. The Trouble & Bass name has infected the bass music scene for years with their legendary NY parties, forward-thinking label, bangin’ DJ sets and live performances. We are very excited and happy to have The Captain for his debut Pittsburgh show!

Download the Trouble & Bass SMASHCAST #13 featuring THE CAPTAIN:
http://www.troubleandbass.com/blog/trouble-bass-smashcast-episode-13-the-captain

Supporting sets by:

B. Rich (Party Like Us)
Cutups & Keeb$ (LazerCrunk, StackinPaper.Com)

This event will take place on the new second floor of Mexico City’s Wood St location downtown (just blocks from the Wood St. train stop). We’ve got a spacious area that we’ll fill with lots of lazers, subs, trouble & bass.

We will also be taking PRESALES on brand new Trouble & Bass t-shirts which you can pick up at the event. More details coming very soon.

Location: Mexico City @ 411 Wood Street, Downtown Pittsburgh
Time: 10pm – 2am
Entry: $5 / 21+

Näkturnal and Uncle Ray Present:
Fourth of July Barge Party Sponsored by Vitamin Water

2pm-12am

DJs Bonics, Mad Tom Brown, Strobe, Cutups & Keebs, & Nugget

BYOB and chairs

21+

Barge docked at the Wabash pier on the Monongahela Wharf

Enter at Fort Pitt Blvd & Wood St.

Parking available

Killer view of Fireworks

B.A.D. Ass. Invites you back to our 3rd annual

CHRISTMAS IN JULY!

Friday July 16th 2010
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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URBAN ASSAULT
Faust & Shortee
(Urban Assault / Heavy Artillery Recordings / 5 Star Records / Easy Records / Shure / Rane / Serato / Tribal Gear)
Los Angeles

From Hip-Hop, Breaks & Electro trick sets to crushing stateside Drum & Bass scratched to perfection; Faust & Shortee (aka Urban Assault) have awed masses worldwide. Ranked as one of the top turntablists in the world by SPIN, Faust released the first turntablist album in history, the critically lauded Man Or Myth and continues to push the boundaries of his production today in various genres. URB’s Next 100, Playboy’s scratch diva & Fever/Buzz Battle of the DJs Champion, Shortee is acknowledged as one of the most diverse, technically skilled female DJs in the world and has been named “Queen of the Scratch World” by DJ Times. She produced the 1st & only turntablist album by a female, her own DJ instructional DVD series & the 1st female-centric battle record “Bikini Wax” (5 Star Records). Together their solo & team albums have earned them critical acclaim in major publications like SPIN, URB, Rolling Stone etc & their music has been licensed by networks such as MTV, NBC, CNN, ABC & ESPN.

Constantly in the lab working on an arsenal of dance floor bangers, they’ve also launched two labels of their own: Heavy Artillery Recordings (Drum & Bass/Dubstep/Electro House) & 5 Star Records (Hip Hop/Battle/DJ Tools). Faust & Shortee produce drum & bass under the name Urban Assault and their tunes are constantly charting in the Top10 listings, some of which holding the 1 spot for weeks at a time. In addition to consistently ranking high on the sales charts, their tune “Away” was nominated for the Best Jungle/D&B track in the 2008 International Dance Music Awards and their popular “Red Raider” EP was listed as one of the Top10 Drum & Bass releases of 2009, alongside such artists as Sub Focus, Chase & Status, Noisia, DJ Fresh.

Urban Assault has also released dnb singles on various other labels including a remix of DC Breaks “Do You Believe” (Restless Natives Recordings) and their remix of Nicky Blackmarket & Phantasy’s “Crank” ft MC Skibadee with their own “Easy Run Tings” on the flip (Easy Records).

In addition to their productions, DnB veterans Digital & Phantasy commissioned Shortee to create a mix cd for the popular “Jungle Story Album” featuring remixes & exclusive original tunes by Urban Assault (Easy/Sativa Records). Her live performance at Random Concept’s annual “Innovation in the Sun” festival is also featured on the “Innovation 5 Year Anniversary” Mix CD Pack as well as video & interview footage on the much lauded Random Concept DVD. Looking forward to drum & bass in 2010, be on the lookout for many more Urban Assault releases on Heavy Artillery Recordings.

“Creatively, versatility appears to be the name of the game as far as Urban Assault are concerned. This male/female combination of performers is far from a gimmick – they’re renowned as some of the most talented in the industry, having paid their dues and then some.” KNOWLEDGE MAGAZINE

“Every track Faust & Shortee (aka Urban Assault) release gets picked up and smashed by the scene’s hottest DJs till they become an anthem.” TRACK IT DOWN

“Faust & Shortee’s seamless 4 turntable mix is earning them a growing international impression.” SPIN MAGAZINE

“They are what they appear to be: Two of the hardest working multi-faceted DJ/Producers in the country.” PERFORMER

OH SNAP!!
(Sweat it Out, Circle Management)

Who is OH SNAP!!?, What is OH SNAP!!?, and mostly, Why is OH SNAP!!? These questions could take a lifetime to answer. A self-professed check-to-check millionaire and inventor of the Fab-U-Fly lifestyle, OH SNAP!! is everything that is right, and wrong with society. Not really a DJ, and not really a rapper, as both imply talent, OH SNAP!! is trying to conquer the world with his average looks, average flow, and his “you might like him, you might not like him” personality. Raised on gangster hip-hop in the suburbs of Maryland, OH SNAP!! has lived the vicarious hustler lifestyle through many of hip-hop’s greats including 50 Cent, Biggie, MC Ren, Ice Cube, Eazy E, Dre, and that other guy from NWA, I can’t remember his name though. In the past few years, OH SNAP!! has seen society plunge into a deep depression and as a Buddhist, OH SNAP!! has decided to try to cheer the world up through music. If there was only one word to describe OH SNAP!!, excluding all words SNAP!! can’t spell or understand, the word would he HAPPY. OH SNAP!!’s mission in life is to make people happy while partying their collective bootays off.

ILL ATMOSPHERICS – 100% LIVE -
(IA Music Productions Inc.)

Delivering high quality electronic music including, drum ‘n’ bass, electro, and dub-step, fused with hip-hop, funk, soul, jazz, and African rhythms, Columbus based ill Atmospherics have quickly established themselves as an integral part of the Ohio Electronic Scene. Eliminating the established conventions of electronic music, ill Atmospherics performs as a live band complete with drums, bass, synthesizers, and electronic technology.

Under the leadership of Don Carlos, known for his works with the Charles Cooper Quartet, Foley, Titonton, Kettle, Triggahappy, and Flypaper as well as playing alongside the likes of Lone Catalyst, Mos Def, DJ Hi-Tek, Mood, Talib Kweli, George Acousta, DJ Soul Slinger, and AK- 1200, the group has accomplished the difficult task of unifying live fusion jazz and electronic communities through their events under the name IA Music Productions, Inc.

Evasion
(B.A.D. Ass.)
Cleveland

Colin Pierce & Gristle
(B.A.D. Ass. / THC /Vice! / Spirits of Change)
Pittsburgh

Phunkphonics
(B.A.D. Ass. / THC)
Pittsburgh

-VIP ROOM-

ramz
(District Ignition)
District of Columbia

Fuzz -happy bday-
(B.A.D. Ass. / United Groove)
Cleveland

Cutups & Keeb$
(Lazer Crunk / stackinpaper.com / Fuzz)
Pittsburgh

Ponyblood
(Humanaut)
Pittsburgh

Dizzy Dart
(B.A.D. Ass. / THC)
Pittsburgh

Omen
(Sinister Movement / B.A.D. Ass.)
Pittsburgh

The Broke Ass Djs welcome everyone back for yet another year, to our Christmas in July celebration! If this happens to be your first year, or even better, your first party!? Prepare to be WOWED! State of the Art sound and lighting will accompany some of the BEST music this country has to offer. Over the top décor will also add to the night’s festivities as we ring our bells til the sun comes up!

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This year we wanted to bring everyone together in one room, but also wanted to give the 21+ the chance to enjoy their favorite beverages. So we added a very special VIP section that will offer BYOB services, or our very own complimentary Christmas punch. The VIP room will also host some of the best in local and regional disc jockeys. Other treats and munchies will also be included.

The VIP room is RESTRICTED TO 21+ patrons ONLY. ALL BYOB MUST BE CHECKED IN AT THE DOOR. It will then be transported via our security to the 21+ area. ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES MUST STAY IN DESIGNATED AREA. There will be NO EXCEPTIONS. A police officer will be checking armbands.

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Amazing Sound & Lighting:
Big B & J

Full Color Lasers and Multiple Giant Projection Screens:
Ted @ Mindphucked

Décor & Christmas Festivities:
Carrie Anne, Chanel, JGlam, and family

FIRM but FRIENDLY security provided by:
SMOKIE, H & H and Marc with the Broke Ass Bouncers

And to everyone else that’s helped make this production the success its become… THANK YOU

Music kicks off @ 9pm
ALL AGE EVENT
$20 General Admission / $25 VIP (21+ only)

Clean, Safe & Secure venue located minutes from downtown Pittsburgh
For venue location, directions, vending and all other inquires:
Internet – www.lolli.org
INFO LINE – 412.542.1717

Our sincere thanks go out to all the people who continue to support this event. Without you, we couldn’t continue to do what we love.. THANK YOU! Please drive safe and party responsibly.

ATTN: all students at L.C. High – turn in your yearbook money on…

Friday June 4th 2010, at the

L A Z E R C R U N K

Sophomore Year Commencement Festivities

this will be a special night to remember
as we celebrate two years at good ol’ L.C. High

with guest djs

EDGAR UM tcrps / hijack
ACE-C get weird

plus your class presidents
CUTUPS & KEEB$

Come dressed to impress in your highschool best:
We’ll have a special photobooth set up thanks to yinzerparty.com,
and we’ll send you a free LAZERPORTRAIT version of your class pic!

Expect spiked punch, passing notes and other fun stuff
as we celebrate two years of fun times at LazerCrunk!

at the Brillobox 4104 Penn Ave. Bloomfield
21+ / 10PM – 2AM / $5

more info
LazerCrunk is a club night that takes place the first thursday
of every month at the Brillobox, in Pittsburgh, PA.

The idea of the night is to mix up fun, cutting edge post-genre dance music:
electro crunk, new rave, street bass, indie dance, b-more bashment,
robot rock, toxic dancehall, soul refixes, party mashup sounds, etc.

** UPDATE: This is now at the Lawrenceville Moose, Lower Level **

May 22nd / New Amsterdam / Hard Dance Musics

3 teams / 6 djs / 2x 40 minutes each

SUBDIVISION DJS
rar. Kelly and Natty Boh Peep

LAZERCRUNK DJS
Keeb$ and Cutups

SPOILERS DJS
Lauren G and Nikkels

VISUAL ASSAULT
Spray&&Pray

10p – 2a / L-ville Moose Lodge / 120 51st Street / 5 dollars

May first is the 1 year anniversary of the the Tweek store opening, come party it up with us at the Tweek store May 1st!

$5 entry fee gets you food, beer, live DJ and a chance to dance your ass off.

21+ to drink | 18 to enter

DJ’s Cutups and Keeb$ will be bumping music all night.
|Mash up, Dubstep, Crunk, Electro, Techno|
LazerCrunk / StackinPaper.com

Make sure you make it out for some good times. We will be throwing giveaways your way all night, a one year limited edition shirt to commemorate the celebration, and much more.

Location:
Tweek Store
4913 Penn Ave
Pittsburgh, PA

Mega stoked on this one: a great guest who is putting out his first release and will smash it. PLUS it’s Keeb$ B-Day…so expect extra sillyness. – cutups

thur may 6th 2010
L A Z E R C R U N K

with special guest
DEATHFACE Trouble & Bass – NYC
http://www.myspace.com/deathfaceforever
hardcore electro and goth bass bangers
johnny love of guns & bombs new project

this mix gives you a flavor (all his originals and remixes)
Deathface – The Blood has Gone Black mix
http://trashmenagerie.com/audio/deathface/Deathface%20-%20THE%20BLOOD%20HAS%20GONE%20BLACK%20MIX.mp3

plus sets from residents
CUTUPS & KEEB$
blazin’ bip blop and crunk’n beats

this month we’re doing a special HORROR/MONSTER mask theme.
show up with your fav mask on and win fun prizes / drink tix…

at the Brillobox 4104 Penn Ave. Bloomfield
21+ / 10PM – 2AM / $5
more info at http://stackinpaper.com

more info
LazerCrunk is a club night that takes place the first thursday
of every month at the Brillobox, in Pittsburgh, PA.

The idea of the night is to mix up fun, cutting edge post-genre dance music:
electro crunk, new rave, street bass, indie dance, b-more bashment,
robot rock, toxic dancehall, soul refixes, party mashup sounds, etc.